Fat person plan

I AM FAT AND I NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT NOW!

INTAKE:
MONDAY
2 crackers
1 apple
1/2 grapefruit
TUESDAY
1/2 grapefruit
50g cooked rice
WEDNESDAY
1/2 grapefruit
1 egg
100g cooked peas
THURSDAY
1/2 grapefruit
1 lemon
100g tuna
25g capers
FRIDAY
1/2 grapefruit
1 lemon
50g capers
SATURDAY
1 lemon
50g capers
SUNDAY
1 lemon
50g capers

EXERCISE
Must exercise 6 days a week
10minutes exercise bike                             START 10AM
30minutes tredmill programme
5 minutes high speed running
10minutes crosstrainer                               START 5PM
30minutes tredmill programme
5minutes high speed running